Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The power of my boobs compel you
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Randomize
