Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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