he shaved USA in his pubs
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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