So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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