If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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