belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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