just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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