i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
false alarm, still single
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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