so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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