She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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