hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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