You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I looked at my own cervix.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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