have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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