this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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