he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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