Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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