YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
