I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
