But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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