im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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