so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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