college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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