Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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