This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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