8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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