u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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