Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
