i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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