First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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