I accidentally had phone sex last night
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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