using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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