I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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