I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
