he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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