Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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