never play flip cup with pint glasses
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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