That's intense
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
