i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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