I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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