i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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