i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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