That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
and i looked up. we had an audience...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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