You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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