I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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