My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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