eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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