So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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