TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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