yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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