Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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