come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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