the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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